"Nostalgia for alternative timelines is a real thing, I guess"
“'Wyoming Instruments' just wouldn’t have the same ring to it."
"it’s actually an undercover beetle"
"First thing that came to mind is Parmigiano-Reggiano"
"if this your first ever edition and you don’t understand what’s going on, I’m deeply sorry"
Special Edition #5 + 1 Year Anniversary
"a gloriously cringe-worthy dad joke, but alas…"
"makes Theranos look like Johnson & Johnson"
"It’s not the Blue Checkmark"
"what matters is the output, not the input"
"Everybody has default modes"
"That new acronym sure isn’t as catchy as JEDI was"